getting dumped

So. Tonight I got dumped. And I got the its-not-you-its-me speech. It was fantastic.

I've been drinking since 3pm. And now I have a headache from crying.

I went to the pool. That didn't help.

I changed my picture on facebook to reflect my mood. That pic of me all happy and cute just wasn't cutting it.

So here I am. At home. Horrible company for anyone. Especially the ones I love. Apparently.

Now what?